I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous