Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
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Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
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