Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. Anonymous
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous