Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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