Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous