Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.