How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!" Anonymous
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT." Anonymous
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.