Anonymous Quote

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.