Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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