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My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
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Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. - Anonymous
Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. - Anonymous
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
Man Quotes
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. - Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Money Quotes Think Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Happy Quotes
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

Never Quotes
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. - Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Short Quotes
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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