When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
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