My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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