The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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