Anonymous Quote

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.