Anonymous Quote

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Anonymous

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.

Bill Gullickson

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

Anonymous

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Anonymous

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

Anonymous