Joey Adams Quote

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

Anonymous

Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.

Anonymous

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

Anonymous

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Anonymous

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

Anonymous

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Anonymous

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Anonymous

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

Helen Rowland

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Anonymous

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Anonymous

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)