Joey Adams Quote

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.