Joey Adams Quote
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman