Helen Rowland Quote
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous