Helen Rowland Quote
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous