Groucho Marx Quote
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.Joey Adams
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.Anonymous