Groucho Marx Quote
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com