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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

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