Anonymous Quote

Home / Authors / Anonymous

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

More Quotes by Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

Similar Quotes

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Good Quotes Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Know Quotes Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Eat Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

Lazy Quotes Marriage Quotes Stupid Quotes

My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

Computers Marriage Quotes Never Quotes

My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Computers Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

Marriage Quotes Money Quotes Wife Quotes

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. - Anonymous

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. - Sigmund Freud

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Facebook Man Quotes Marriage Quotes

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. - Anonymous

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Animals Sayings Short Quotes

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Short Quotes Wife Quotes Wise Quotes

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage Quotes

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. - Anonymous

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Analogies Drinking Wife Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never Quotes Sleep Quotes Wise Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Life Quotes Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

Related Categories

Marriage Quotes Funny Wife Quotes