Benjamin Franklin Quote

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.