Benjamin Franklin Quote
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous