Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
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