Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
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