If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous