The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.Anonymous
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.Anonymous
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.Anonymous
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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.Anonymous