Funny Drinking Quotes
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
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