There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.Anonymous
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?Steven Alexander Wright
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com