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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous

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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Funny Tree Quotes

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous

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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous

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Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. Anonymous

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Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous

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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous

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