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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

If zombies ever attack, just go to Costco. They have strong walls, years of food supplies, and Zombies can't get in because they don't have a membership card. Anonymous

Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous

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I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again. Anonymous

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous

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What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous

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I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear. Anonymous

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Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind! Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous

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You know you're mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Anonymous

It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth. Anonymous

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I lost my car chapstick and now my purse chapstick is in my room, and my room chapstick is in my car, and my whole life is just messed up. Anonymous

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I'll let you do my job. Anonymous

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