Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.Anonymous
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright