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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous

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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous

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$A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. - Anonymous$

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous

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Don't wake me up! I'm studying. Anonymous

Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous

Life Quotes

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous

Wise Quotes

Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

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If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous

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I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous

Statements Think Quotes

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous

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