Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study. Anonymous
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous