Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous