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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

He who laughs last didn't get it.