I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
He who laughs.....lasts.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
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