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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes TV Quotes
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. - Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. - Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
Phone Witty Quotes
You can trust your dog to guard your house.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Eat Quotes
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
People Quotes Questions Short Quotes
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! - Anonymous
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
Drinking Work Quotes
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous
Money Quotes Sayings
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous
Short Quotes
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water. Anonymous

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