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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous

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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

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If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. Anonymous

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If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. Anonymous

Good Quotes Life Quotes Sayings

It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous

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When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water. Anonymous

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either. Anonymous

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