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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.