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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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