Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
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