But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? George Carlin
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous