I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Anonymous
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.