There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous