There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous