Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Anonymous
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous