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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car. - Anonymous
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car. Anonymous
Short Quotes Top 100 Wise Quotes
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
Facebook Man Quotes Marriage Quotes
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. - Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
Facebook Life Quotes People Quotes
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
Know Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes
I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
 Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Questions
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
Analogies
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. - Anonymous
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
Love Quotes People Quotes
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Analogies Good Quotes Love Quotes
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
Know Quotes Moments People Quotes
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. - Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
Know Quotes Stupid Quotes
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous
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