People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Anonymous