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Next time I lose my mind I swear I'm not even going to look for it any more.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!