I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!" Anonymous
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Anonymous
I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Anonymous