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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. - Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. - Anonymous

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. - Anonymous

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! - Anonymous

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. - Anonymous

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? - Anonymous

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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. - Anonymous

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. - Anonymous

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. - Anonymous

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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous

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