My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
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