Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.
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