Anonymous Quote

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.