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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. - Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous

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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous

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Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.

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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous

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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen

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