Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous