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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind!

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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous

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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. - Anonymous

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous

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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.

I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. - Anonymous

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. Anonymous

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When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. - Anonymous

When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Anonymous

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I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. Anonymous

When things get hot, they expand, so I'm just getting warmer, not gaining weight. Anonymous

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? - Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous

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