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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.Anonymous
I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight.Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?Anonymous