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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. - Anonymous
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Anonymous
Short Quotes Wise Quotes
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. - Anonymous
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
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Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. - Anonymous
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous
Math Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes TV Quotes
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. - Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments Top 100
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
Questions Top 100
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. - Anonymous
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Life Quotes
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Love Quotes Stupid Quotes
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. - Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Know Quotes Sayings Think Quotes
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. - Anonymous
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Time Quotes
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! - Anonymous
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

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