Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
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I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Anonymous
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said.
Anonymous
That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic.
Anonymous
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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