I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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