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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Anonymous

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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill. Anonymous

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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous

Drinking Sayings

How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous

Computers Internet Think Quotes

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. Anonymous

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Eat Quotes

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous

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