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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous
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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. - Anonymous
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous
Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous
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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
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I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. - Anonymous
I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. Anonymous
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If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. - Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. Anonymous
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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. - Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
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Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Anonymous
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. Anonymous
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Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. - Anonymous
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. Anonymous
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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. - Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. - Anonymous
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean...
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. - Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. - Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
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