I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"
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