Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous