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Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. - Anonymous

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. - Anonymous

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You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar. - Anonymous

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! - Anonymous

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Anonymous

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Anonymous

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. - Anonymous

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

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Please cancel my subscription to your issues. - Anonymous

Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Anonymous

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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. - Anonymous

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous

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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous

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If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. - Anonymous

If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous

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