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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.