Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anonymous
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said. Anonymous