Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
If only common sense were more common.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said.
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