I'm so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom." Dave Barry