Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.
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