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Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. - Anonymous

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I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop. - Anonymous

I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop. Anonymous

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I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous

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