Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills. Anonymous
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous