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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." Anonymous

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4 out 3 people struggle with math. Anonymous

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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous

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Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Anonymous

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I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020. Anonymous

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I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like. Anonymous

Statements

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. Anonymous

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It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous

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What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous

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I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous

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If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous

Sayings

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous

Work Quotes

My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. Anonymous

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous

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