Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous