The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz